But what did they wear on Wednesday before Mean Girls?
Pink. It has always been pink. It is written in the Bible; a lost passage. Regina 24:13- “Thou shalt wear the fiber of the bleached rose on the third day after the Sabbath”, commanded Jesus. His deciples followed and made fetch happen, to which Jesus spoke “I will return when fetch happens once again”
Ok I just remembered that there was an outbreak of Typhoid fever at the mall next to campus like today and guess what I live across the street from campus oh god what if I’m not just hungover what if I have that shit omg help
Well did you eat food at the Nordstrom Cafe?
Oh. But, you have to get it through ingested food.
You can’t get it from proximity.
